Sorry Cindy I didnt mean to Hijack your thread in to fart stories, so back to the original topic. Mmmm Hmm Romance, if the Warden wants to make me happy she knows just what to do??? Nudge nudge wink wink. Yep thats about it, dont want no presents, could care less about dinner, just give me some of that dirty sweet love.... Thats what all guys want and thats it, we may blow some smoke up your a$$ about sunsets and hand holding, but were just telling you what you want to hear just so we can a little boom boom action, you know. So if you want to make Tom happy surprise him with some lingerie, emotion lotion, a porno with just woman, hand cuffs, you know filthy smut stuff like that and I gaurantee Tom will have the spring in his step and be the happist hubby on the block.
Am I right or am I right.