A Giant Spider!!!!!!
Fear me!! Hell I scare myself!
You hang out in dark places, listening to The Smiths, waiting for someone to drop in. For kicks, you sneak up to naive young ladies and jump on their tuffets.
Passive-aggressive is the word for it.
But you're not just a spineless sucker -- you'll spend days doggedly climbling up that water spout, raindrops be damned.
temperamental, volatile, and always prepared for an epic battle to the death...over whether Batman is better than Superman, anime is better dubbed or sutitled, or whether the 3rd Edition D&D rules are better than 2nd Edition.
You are irresistibly drawn to biting off the heads of anyone around you. Yes, you are loathed and feared by all, but how many Saturday nights can you sit at home alone, eating Ben & Jerry's "Cockroach Caramel Crunch" and watching Microcosm again on Animal Planet? Just for once, try to resist.
If you can't resist, at least hide the bodies.
<_< I don't like your game....I thought I was more the Lily Munster type