[Jason R]

My wife say I talk in my sleep all the time. We often get into arguments becuase she doesn't come home or does something and didn't tell me.
I'll then ask her. "Was I sleeping when we had this conversation?" She say's "I don't think so, but it was last night."
I continually tell her don't talk to me at night because God only knows what I'll say and I don't remember any of it the next morning.

 

[Jason R]

Oh boy, Did I say a doozie last night.

Apparently I said "I think you need a bigger blow hole."

She woke me up immediately laughing to tell me what I said.

 

[Jason R]

Didn't think about that one.
I have no idea what I was dreaming about.