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Seems we're in a chatty mood today!! Was trying to remember the last time we had such a large group of us...

Luau, Christmas party at Jacks, has there been anything since? This will by far be the largest yet.

And I plan on getting there early and staying late!! Too much fun will be had!! Summer has FINALLY arrived!! **close enough**

SOCIAL!!!
 

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SOCIAL!!!!!

I'm excited! My better half is coming out as well...I am really excited about that! Yes, there really is an A-Ron!


I think we are stopping by Instigator's before hand...are you Pauligan?
 

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EEEENNNNNNsstiiigator's!!


Would love to but just don't think there is enough time for that!! You guys best not lose track of time over there and get to Tin Fish in a timely fashion!!


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No way! I plan on keeping everyone moving and a grooving! We will be on a Tin Fish mission!

I think Smooth as Silk is playing that night...they are awesome!

Can't wait!!!
 

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QUOTE(Shandog @ May 15 2003, 10:41 AM)My tail is wagging so hard my but is jiggling from side to side!!!


Can't wait to shimmie sham (lingo for dance) with ya Shandog!
 

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I'm so excited I can't pull my chair all the way up to the desk.
 

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Should I grab the bus and head over to Steve's bar and be the designated driver for everyone?

Looking forward to a great time.
 

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Is anyone getting a cake?
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Rerun what time are you getting there?I`m bringing 3 hot single ladies.
 

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QUOTE(DawnieDawn @ May 15 2003, 09:42 AM)QUOTE(Shandog @ May 15 2003, 10:41 AM) My tail is wagging so hard my but is jiggling from side to side!!!


Can't wait to shimmie sham (lingo for dance) with ya Shandog!

Me Too!!! I hope my Chinese Torture shoes have mercy on my dancin' feet!!
 

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QUOTE(btenn @ May 15 2003, 10:48 AM)Is anyone getting a cake?
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Rerun what time are you getting there?I`m bringing 3 hot single ladies.

Why don't you have your 3 hot single ladies bake a cake?
 

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Don't let this be YOU!!!!!!!!!


The definition a beer scooter

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices.

The beer scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter.

The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?

Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries). An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of trans-dimensional portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This generates the third question after a night out 'What happened?'

With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the EMIT (Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts In time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's EMIT is not necessarily the EMIT of another and quite often lost time is regained over a suitable period.
Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences. With recent models including a GPS, Bacchus made an investment in a scooter drive-thru chain specialising in half eaten kebabs and pizza crusts. Another question answered!

For the family man, beer scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot Boots. These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the ring barked shins.

Most useful of all is the on-board heater which allows you to get home from the bar in sub-zero temperatures wearing just a T-shirt. The final add-in Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.
 

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QUOTE(The Big Red Bus Driver @ May 15 2003, 10:45 AM)Should I grab the bus and head over to Steve's bar and be the designated driver for everyone?

Looking forward to a great time.
Maybe the bus could pick up somewhere in the shores?Up to Joe or Paul
 

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Why don't you just bring one of those big a$$ cakes and put the 3 ladies INSIDE it? They could pop out of it all sexy, Marilyn Monroeish and VOILA! Instant STUD!!
 

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QUOTE(Shandog @ May 15 2003, 10:53 AM)Why don't you just bring one of those big a$$ cakes and put the 3 ladies INSIDE it? They could pop out of it all sexy, Marilyn Monroeish and VOILA! Instant STUD!!
Speaking of studs Ronnnie is coming
 
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