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WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. ''Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'

GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
 

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I have heard them all and they are all true!!!!!
 

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Believe it or not, some women/men actually say what they mean...no games. I'm one of them.

If I don't like something I'll say it and if I do like something I'll say it too
Some peeps are so sensitive that blunt honesty 'hurts' their feelings (sorry but, boo-hoo). My opinion is saying what you mean is so much easier then having to interpret gestures.

A general rule: If you wouldn't want me to do it, then dont do it yourself.
That statement could be expanded on but I'm getting tired
It refers to RESPECT.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions and it's up to the individual to express what's cool (acceptable) to them.

I think all the CRAP explained in "WORDS WOMEN USE" falls into the category of "DRAMA"????
I seem to recall a thread not too long ago on that topic.

I think we should all free ourselves from that term and just enjoy life. One day at a time is all we have, if that.........

Just so you know, my reply is not being posted in a negative tone, I've had a big grin on my face as I was writing this
 

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I think it's mostly younger or immature women who act like this.

I can remember being like this and now that I look back I see how stupid it really was.
 

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Wow, Dookie, I'm stoned. . .uh I mean stunned. You and the rest of the ladies who've responded so far rock! I've been single for 12 years, for the most part because most of the ladies I run into play those stupid games. I just refuse to deal with it. Also let it be said the a lot of guys play some of those stupid games as well. I've said it before and I'll say it again. . .I'm here to live the dream, anything else, and I'm outta here. Life is just too short. Jimi Hendrix has a line I like to quote every once in a while.
"So you think it's made out of gold, and can't be sold. So tell me. . .are you experienced. Have you ever been experienced! Well, I have."
B.
 

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QUOTE(threecrabs @ Jun 18 2003, 08:46 AM)Right on, Dookie!

I'll second that!

single again and have no intention of playing any games-
 

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QUOTE(Dookie @ Jun 18 2003, 12:38 AM)Believe it or not, some women/men actually say what they mean...no games. I'm one of them.

If I don't like something I'll say it and if I do like something I'll say it too
Some peeps are so sensitive that blunt honesty 'hurts' their feelings (sorry but, boo-hoo). My opinion is saying what you mean is so much easier then having to interpret gestures.

A general rule: If you wouldn't want me to do it, then dont do it yourself.
That statement could be expanded on but I'm getting tired
It refers to RESPECT.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions and it's up to the individual to express what's cool (acceptable) to them.

I think all the CRAP explained in "WORDS WOMEN USE" falls into the category of "DRAMA"????
I seem to recall a thread not too long ago on that topic.

I think we should all free ourselves from that term and just enjoy life. One day at a time is all we have, if that.........

Just so you know, my reply is not being posted in a negative tone, I've had a big grin on my face as I was writing this

Words guys say after reading a post like that:

WHATEVER!!!
JK don't get offended


P.S. why do people feel compelled to add a disclaimer after writing a post like I just wrote?
 

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QUOTE(Camp-2-Fires @ Jun 18 2003, 09:39 AM)Life is just too short. Jimi Hendrix has a line I like to quote every once in a while.
"So you think it's made out of gold, and can't be sold. So tell me. . .are you experienced. Have you ever been experienced! Well, I have."
B.
C2Fs is a cool dude! Jimi, my man.............I had more Jimi albums than any other band when growing up! Now I have them all on cd.......

I'm wigglin' my @$$ and singin' "Have you ever been experienced? WELL I HAVE!".

Or how about some Stevie Rae Vaughn......he could jam! (s/pck)
 

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QUOTE(Bigwake @ Jun 18 2003, 06:53 PM)Yes Dear, What ever you say Dear.
THE AVATAR FROM FINDING NEMO OR SAVING NEMO...

MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE
 

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QUOTE(Fast~Eddie @ Jun 18 2003, 08:02 PM)QUOTE(Bigwake @ Jun 18 2003, 06:53 PM) Yes Dear, What ever you say Dear.
THE AVATAR FROM FINDING NEMO OR SAVING NEMO...

MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE

 

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QUOTE(Madmax @ Jun 18 2003, 11:04 PM)For few months I just heard

" I will call my lawyer "

Oh, that is cruel! When it's time to part.......do it kindly....geez.

There are good hearted chicks out there, Max....have faith, not all women are mean.

Enjoy life to it's fullest!
and it will get better.
 
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